matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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