fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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