bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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