No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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