he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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