end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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