this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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