I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that