who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.