you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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