was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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