we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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