Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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