Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b