I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga