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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...