But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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