Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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