I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Welp...herpes.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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