I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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