He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize