OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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