She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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