I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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