Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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