Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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