im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i may or may not be watching the land before time
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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