I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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