physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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