He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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