i permit you to call me
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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