i just google imaged poop.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?