I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are