Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon