I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.