talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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