she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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