Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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