do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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