He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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