normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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