Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Still dying that you shit outside
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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