Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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