u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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