I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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