Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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