You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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