Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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