you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Everyone says I win the strip club
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
The adults are the big ones right?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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