there's paper in my vomit.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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