Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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