I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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