So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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