Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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